Saturday, November 22, 2014

Newest Publication

"Barry Dingle vs. the Agents of P.O.o.P." has been published in Gratuitous Fluids by Look, Man, I Don't Know, We Smoked a Lot of Weed Right Before We Did This.

Barry Dingle -- in his late twenties, unemployed, single, and wearing plaid pajama bottoms and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt -- stared at the enormous turd sprawling in the bowl before him. The fecal brick was gigantic: the tapered end squeezing down the drain, the vast remainder still pretzeled around the inside of the bowl. It had taken the better part of five minutes to push the super shit out of his anus. He had now been staring at it for twice that long, trying to figure out how to get it to flush.

Barry thought about plunging the poop, but there was nothing to plunge. The stool wasn’t clogging the drain, it was just too damn big to go down in the first place. He was going to have to break it up into smaller shits.


The anthology is currently available for Kindle and will be released as a paperback soon.

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